When nothing goes right

[Action Bastard]

I am pulling my hair out, too bad it is way to fucking short to get a good grip on.

I flew up here before my school starts to spend time with a certain lady (see my other thread, she got a new guitar btw, quite nice actually.) And nothing has gone right, she is totally sick and I may only ending up seeing her three times in a week. And now I am just sitting and doing nothing.



Sorry for the bitching, just had to say something!

[Cado]

Go pick yourself up a nice hooker.

Yes & don't forget to wear a Love Suit!

[Action Bastard]

Go pick yourself up a nice hooker.

Yes & don't forget to wear a Love Suit!

Not the response I was looking for but it works just the same.

Love suit? I don't think I packed one!

[CONAN]

You can't hurry love no, you'll just have to wait.

[CONAN]

Women aren't as complicated as they make out - if you can't love them, fuck em.

[starlingbrothers]

You can't hurry love no, you'll just have to wait.

She said love don't come easy, it's a game of give and take....

[mhat]

You can't hurry love no, you'll just have to wait.

She said love don't come easy, it's a game of give and take....

Though if you can fire WD40 from your knob end you'll have an advantage.

Wrong thread - I'll get me coat.

Mike

[starlingbrothers]

You can't hurry love no, you'll just have to wait.

She said love don't come easy, it's a game of give and take....

Though if you can fire WD40 from your knob end you'll have an advantage.

Wrong thread - I'll get me coat.

Mike

Is that a dirty old raincoat by any chance ?
The D*A*M forum is all one big crazy messed up thread combining the best of fuzz and cheap knob gags aplenty

[Action Bastard]

Just an update. She left me for her old boyfriend. Ha! They can rot in hell for all I care.

[CONAN]

mate, don't worry - shit like that happens to all of us!!!!!!