OOPS FORGOT THE SHINY PICS!! (WELL Nudie's - the country stars outfitter - kit is a little shiny!
Hope no-one minds me having some fun with my ALTERNATE vehicles - always swore if I ended up put off the road I'd have a pony & trap!! Used to loan a neigbours every now and then - MAN THOSE lightweight gigs are a buzz!!
I'd have liked to see anyone trying to saddle Alfie up (he'd trample you plus you'd need a ladder - as for that little miniature SHITLAND - take it from me its a toss up between the back feet and the teeth for which would get you first -- they don't get their reputation undeservedly BUT tooling around my farm in the fog on the edge of Dartmoor perched atop Alfie was pretty coolio - kind of Heathcliff with herb! Just so you werent in a hurry!! - or - Well until he decided to go into "PARK" and then nothin apart from pocket bribes could get him to move ABSOLUTELY NOTHINg!! and it could easily happen three quarters of a mile away from the house! I just used to leave the silly old sod and walk home go fetch the horse when I got round to it though he'd generally only go half a day before needing another bale of sweet hay - most animals are guided by their stomachs (including us!)- for such a huge horse (AND HE REALLY WAS AT THE UPPER END SIZE WISE as these things go) he had a small brain least didnt share or use too much of it -- in case of any claims of ANYTHIN - no animals were harmed in these posts -- when you farm you quickly learn one cardinal lesson - that you cant eat anything that gets a name -- (well apart from piglets!!) - you'd never believe how fast they grow past acceptable weight and what to do with a litter of massive Tamworths (warm blooded earth movers!) Dont recall eating Hoss in England but across the water from the island here it's considered a real delicacy - can't say it ever did that much for me!! Butthen neither did sea cucumbers
Anyway FINALLY some true car pron!
THE JAG!!
They really never got any better than that
- least not in my Anglocentric mind!! 
Have to say that cars dont really do it for me anymore - "been there done that!!" somebody find me a '59 Epi Coronet with NY fittings and you'd have my FULL attention - or get me a Sola branded mkIII and who knows what I might be prepared to trade
I'm getting into guitars again - my they've gone up (and down again) these last few decades!!
PROBABLY WRONG PLACE COMPLETELY BUT I'D DO ALMOST ANYTHING FOR A SKINNY BLONDE ES-140TN - might even wear the boots!
