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what


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Hard and gritty. "Wear Goggles" is a highlight, but "Do Not Exceed Maximum RPM" is the album's highlight,
a masterpiece of the legendary Forney Records sound. :hihi: :lol2: :oldlol:

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Do I understand that the ambassador doesn't know shit about this guitar ? :doh:
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:badteeth: :hihi:
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it's green like money
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He knows how to play it. And that’s what counts :oldgrin:
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In case it was not obvious, I blame more Gibson than the Ambassador.
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:teeth2:
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Where's Waldo Dave/Captain Dave Wally challenge!!! :captain:




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