1) It looked untidy and it did my head in. OCD for the win!
2) I think a lot of folk were missing the 'upload attachment' button because of the amount of displayed similes stretching the page out.
I ain't removed any, they're all still there. Just click the 'view more similes' button to see the whole stash of ridiculousness.
Here is a picture of Bill and Hunter on a boat.

