I'm fucking done with Muffs.
This time I've had enough.
They just ain't up to snuff.
I do not like their fluff.
I try them once a year.
And rarely have the fear.
They have no sense of clear.
With my bass, I cannot hear.
Instant buried in a mix!
For this I've found no fix.
I try to play my licks.
And end up feeling Styx.
Get away from me, you Pi.
I insist that you must die.
Move along, do not even try.
To ever again catch my eye.
I, of course, went back for more anyhow, because I am a glutton for punishment when it comes to things fuzz. Glad that I did! After just one gig with this here Dope Priest #7 I take my misplaced rage ALL BACK because this pedal solved my quest for The Perfect Bass Muff. It fucking kills! All gaps have been filled!
At long last, I have finally found a Muff to call my own. Awwww.
